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poet_at_heart ([personal profile] poet_at_heart) wrote2011-03-26 07:15 pm

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Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Eira
2. Takeshi
3. Toboe

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Eira: My name is Dracule Eira, I'm a Princess of the Frozen Hell and I have no idea who these men are.
Takeshi: Takeshi Hiwatari. And you're right, I have no fucking idea who these two are.
Toboe: I'm Kurotsuki Toboe. Dun know either of these .w.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?

Eira: … *blush* Y-you have nothing to do with that...
Takeshi: Yeah.
Toboe: Yeah, some times... Ey! You have nothing to do with that!
Takeshi: Just answer the fucking questions so we can get out of here.

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?

Eira: Cuddle with my husband.
Takeshi: That's non of your business.
Toboe: Transform into a wolf .w.
Eira/Takeshi: *looks at Toboe* Are you a Demon/Child?

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Eira: Non.
Takeshi: Do you really think I'm so stupid that I tell you that?
Toboe: Wasn't it you who told me to answer the questions so we could leave? And, ah, I have to transform into a wolf once in a while or things will get nasty.

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Eira: *blush* Not really.
Takeshi: … Well, if Kiba would start showing an interest in handcuffs, that would be about it.
Toboe: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh... Licking? Doggy-style? ^^'

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Eira: *blush* Only my husband.
Takeshi: Kiba. One, with other words.
Toboe: None... *sniff* If you doesn't count sneaking into my roommates bed while in wolf-form, that is.

7) Do you love me? I love you.

Eira: I'm sorry, but I'm married.
Takeshi: I'm engaged. You should have told me that half a year ago, I'm sure we could have fucked then.
Toboe: Humm... Maybe I do, let's spend some time together to find out.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

Eira: Not really ^^'
Takeshi: Why should I be?
Toboe: Uh, no? I don't know you.

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Eira: ...Spandam.
Takeshi: One of my fathers.
Toboe: You got two dads? Cool. And Cadaffi ^^

10) What is the one thing that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?

Eira: Male's pride...
Takeshi: To be called a bottom.
Toboe: Animal cruelty.

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!

Eira: Please excuse me, but it was you who invited us!
Takeshi: Oh shut up you irritating piece of shit.
Toboe: Sorry... o^o

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?

Eira: Eh?
Takeshi: Tasty for the what? And fuck no.
Toboe: Dude, what have you been smoking?

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Eira: My father, my husband and my nanny.
Takeshi: Lost count.
Toboe: My family and my last boyfriend. Some girls too , I guess.

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Eira: Of course not!
Takeshi: Considered it. But then I realized that only idiots do that.
Toboe: Nope, I'm clean~

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

Eira: Not really ^^'
Takeshi: Hell yeah, I have work to do.
Toboe: What questions?

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Eira: … *blush*
Takeshi: My boyfriend's cock?
Toboe: A cold lamppost due to a truth or dare... It hurt ;A;

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

Eira: Eh!?
Takeshi: None, 'cause I don't have it. That's what condoms are for, you damn idiot.
Toboe: When the hell did I get that!?

18) There is no question 18.

Eira: Okay...
Takeshi: … I'm leaving.
Toboe: Why not?

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Eira: *blush* No.
Takeshi: Considered and tried. It was nice using those handcuffs in the past... Much easier to get asset.
Toboe: Kinda...

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Eira: No... Not wearing pants to start with.
Takeshi: Do you take me for a goddamn brat or what? *leaves*
Toboe: Nope! Bye!

NOW GO TAG SOME BITCHES!

[livejournal.com profile] slowsunrise 
[livejournal.com profile] sweden_chan  (Do Kiba!  That's an order!! D:<)
[livejournal.com profile] mistermushroom 

[identity profile] sweden-chan.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, Kiba... but who else? Oh, well, I'll think of something~