I live on the dark side of the moon.

Choose 12 characters from a given fandom, number them, and then answer the questions.

1. Robin
2. Franky
3. Zoro
4. Mihawk
5. Sanji
6. Vivi
7. Koza
8. Ace
9. Enel
10. Conis
11. Chopper
12. Lucci

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Vivi/Chopper)
Nope, never. ‘m not sure I want to, either…

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Mihawk)
Hmm, pretty hot. I like the hat and the beard and the abs 8D but then again, I really like to use him as a father-figure, and thinking that your father is hot… *shivers*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Lucci, Ace)
Smoker and the Whitebeard crew would form an alliance and slowly torture the horny cat to death for touching their Acey. Then they would take a badly bitten and scratched Ace to a medic and Smoker would help him through the hard times of the pregnancy.

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Enel)
Actually, one where Conis has to be his wife…

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?? (Franky/Vivi)
… They both got blue hair… Which is too much alike… I like contrast… AND FRANKY BELONGS TO ROBIN AND VIVI TO KOZA!!!! *pants*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?? (Sanji/Enel or Sanji/Conis)
I don’t like Enel, he shall never have happiness. Plus Sanji has the hots for anything female.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Koza, Franky/Lucci)
Koza would stand in the opening and stare, then slam the door shut and rush to the nearest psychiatric. Franky would shrug, drink some more poisoned cola before continuing to fuck the horny cat.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.  (Zoro/Conis)
It’s not just time that heals old scars, a trip to heaven might help as well. Since sometimes all a demon needs to stay sane is the calm hand of an angel.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Robin/Ace)
… Not my fav-couple, so I have no idea. But probably.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Koza/Lucci)
“Losing a princess but winning an assassin.”

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Mihawk, Robin)
Robin has been on the run her whole life, but as she runs into a talented swordsman she can’t help but be carried away by the mysteries he implies.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Zoro)
*cough!* Yeah, some of them read what I write 8D

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Chopper)
Uhhhhh… Stini does!

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Franky/Mihawk/Sanji)
 Don’t think so =_= Maybe really late at night…

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Conis)
“I’m in heaven!” I can’t help it, it’s the best I can think up XDD

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Ace)
Burning up by the Jonas Brothers

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Robin/Vivi/Lucci)
Stockholm syndrome, bondage, S&M, hurt/comfort

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Conis, Franky)
I didn’t know Blue Sea men could look so super!

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Sanji)
Uhm, the latest time ‘Betting’ was updated ^^

21. What is Six's super-secret kink? (Vivi)
She likes sand…

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Chopper/Enel)
No. Never. Chopper would at the very best try and fix that failed plastic operation Enel has gone through.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Zoro/Koza)
Zoro always tops in my world ^w^

24. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.  What title would you give this fic?
Robin and Koza are in a happy relationship until Koza suddenly runs off with Mihawk. Robin, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Chopper and a brief unhappy affair with Lucci, then follows the wise advice of Sanji and finds true love with Zoro. “Trust the second scar.”

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Koza/Ace)
Disapointed! =( I want Koza to be with Vivi!